numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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What comes after 23? 24.

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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