A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Women's rights

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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