I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Connor is homosexuaI

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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