- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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