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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Urban ghettos

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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knock knock who's there? faith

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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