- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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