Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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Albert <3 Hunter

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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