- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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