What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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Waseem is a hard worker.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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