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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Do the roar!

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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