What is 33 + 1? Penis

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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taking out the trash... at night

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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Chris Bosh's neck

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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