- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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