What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Neil is a reterd.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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