- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

A bar walks into a man

roses are black violets are black i am blind

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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