Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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