What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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