- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

That is so fetch

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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