Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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