What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

A muslim paints Mohammed

women's rights

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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