What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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