- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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