What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Sarah Palin's political campaign

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Why didn't he finish his

why am I writing this...im bored

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

the redsox

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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