- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

why did the zebra cross the road?

field day?

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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