- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Small Penis.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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