- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

why dont they make black forks

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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