what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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