How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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your face

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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