- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Womens rights

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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