Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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