Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Male leadership.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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