- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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