- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

What if I told you.....potatoe

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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