What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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I love you

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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