what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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Homo say what?

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Atheism

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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