- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man pays his child support

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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