Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Hello penis

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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