- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

The Blonde walked into a wall.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Jokes Ki Duniya

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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