- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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