Its behind you like if you looked behind

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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