Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Penis

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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