yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Your mom.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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