What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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