- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Ben Corbishley

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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