What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

24

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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