What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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