- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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