what is the world worst joke? this one

i like men but im not gay

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

I'm rick james bitch

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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