- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

I'm Coming

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

I wrote a funny joke.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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