- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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