- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

hi charles lattuca III

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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