- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Homo say what?

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

what you get time to go with? - a clock

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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