- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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