- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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