- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Knock Knock Who's there

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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