- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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