- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Diarrhea

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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