Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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autistic kids rock

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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