- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

13 =B you just learned something

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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