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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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