- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

every knight i see an owl at window

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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