A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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