- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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