- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Knock Knock Who's there

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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