- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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