Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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