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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Small Penis.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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