- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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