Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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