- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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