Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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