- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

One, two, three, four and five

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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