Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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