- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Chuck Norris.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Knock knock It's open, come in

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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