Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Chuck Norris.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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