Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Men's rights

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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who else is on here?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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