Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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Golf.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Eric is gay Ha

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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