A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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Justin Beiber

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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