How did the black person die? Of old age

why was kade sad? he shit himself

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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