Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

girls basketball

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

How did the black person die? Of old age

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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