phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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