"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What is green and slow Grass.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

civil rights

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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