What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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YO FACE

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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