- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

A dead guy walks into a grave.

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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