What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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what's white and sticky semen

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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pull my finger (farts)

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cccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccorn

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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