Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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