what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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