What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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dallen loves penis

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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A whole 'nother.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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