- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.