- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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