did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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