What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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I have a really funny joke.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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