What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

wanna here a joke? you.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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