A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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