- Anti Joke

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.