Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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your face

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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