- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Dead girls can't say no.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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