- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

A cat playing laser tag.

guess what what that wasnt it

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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