People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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Poop

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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