- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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