why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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