Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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