vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

why did the black guy die? cancer

The Big Band Theory

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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