When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

I enjoy Popcorn

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

You know what's funny? Rape

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Anti Joke

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