Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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i like turtles

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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neil likes pube toast

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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