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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Roses are red, yup.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

Why can't jokes spit?

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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