- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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