Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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